Summer is over, vacations have ended and our youth are back in school which tacks another 11.375 minutes on to my daily commute. By my calculations, that's 47 days spent maneuvering around the big-ass metal Twinkie on wheels that hauls around these little shit heads until I retire. Before I get into the main stupid... Continue Reading →
I took Ingrid, or should I say she took me (score!), out for a couple brews. We chose a local brewery that apparently glues down their Beer Flight glasses. We didn't have the heart to tell him. Figured it would be easier for us if he found out through Social Media.
Where do I even start. Ingrid I are making the dreadful 50 minute trek from one end of Jacksonville to the other for the 1st half of our required family weekend visit. My mother, new to the social media scene, shoots me a Facebook IM the night before asking if I wouldn’t mind... Continue Reading →
A powerful Wank from Liverpool's top Wanker, Coach Jurgen Klopp, after a 4-0 climactic victory over West Ham United on Sunday. Not as enjoyable, I am sure, but certainly there are better ways to celebrate in front of 57,000 fans. Head on over to Fanatics to get your seasonal sports gear! Or, head on over to... Continue Reading →
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As another weekend rapidly approaches, I don't know about you but I have a real problem with these garage sale "Entrepreneurs". You know the ones; clothing hung from the tree branches, metal yard tools from 1973 that barely survived a few floods but have the rust to show for it and 687 irrelevant, yet individually priced, 1-cent... Continue Reading →